EB Games application
I'm so sick of applying for jobs. But I'm even more sick of not having any money.

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6.    What are your top five skills?

Putting inedible things in my mouth
Getting trapped when trying to put on a jumper or changing the doona cover
Extreme carelessness and lack of coordination
Expecting everyone to do things my way
Ignoring the task at hand

7.    What previous retail experience do you have?

Little to none.

8.    What specifically can you bring to EBGames that makes you the best candidate to hire?

A general indifference to your business and extremely limited knowledge of the industry.

9.    Why do you want to work for EBGames? (Short explanation only)

The EB staff never do anything, and I believe I have the skills to match this standard of incompetence and general contempt for customers.

10.    What three words describe your personality?

Neurotic
Narcissistic
Violent


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I don't think I've posted since August or something. I should do a year summary doovy! That probably won't happen.